ATTENTION! DEFICIT DISORDER (2010)
released 15 July 2010 on Monster Zero (MZ10)
Stream on Bandcamp
I WANTED IT ALL
I never spent much time in school
I didn’t go to college
cause that’s not what I wanted to
No suit or tie to lose
to feel free
cause that’s just not
who I wanna be
I was never asking for much
I just wanted it all
there’s something else somewhere
now I gotta go
I wanted it all
—————————————————-
MONKEY BOY
Monkey boy
I wanna be your monkey boy
Let’s go
—————————————————-
NOT ANOTHER MINUTE
I don’t wanna spend my time talking to you
cause you ain’t got nothing to say
you ain’t got a clue
Not another minute
I can’t stand it
—————————————————-
HANGOVER HOP
Sitting in the van
got nothing to do
I lost my mind
between here and you
Feelin tired and greasy
but it’s alright
gotta keep on going
night after night
Do the hangover hop
Sitting in the van
got nowhere to go
I lost my mind
somewhere on the road
I feel tired and greasy
but it’s alright
gotta keep on going
night after night
Do the hangover hop
Do do do do
do the hangover hop
night after night
night after night
—————————————————-
WAITING FOR YOU
I’m waiting
I’m waiting for you
sick and tired of hanging around
but I know I got nothing else to do
so I’m waiting for you
I’m sitting sitting sitting
waiting for you
I’m drinking drinking drinking
drinking on you
Sick and tired
sick of dreaming
sick and bored
sick of beeing…
I’m waiting
I’m waiting for you
sick and tired of hanging around
but I know I got nothing else to do
so I’m waiting for you
And I don’t wanna spend my life by the phone
sick of being all alone
I’m waiting waiting waiting
waiting for you
I’m sitting sitting sitting
waiting for you
Sick and tired
sick of being
sick and bored
sick of dreaming
I’m waiting
I’m waiting for you
sick and tired of hanging around
but I know I got nothing else to do
so I’m waiting for you
—————————————————-
RITALIN FOR LUNCH
I don’t care about chinese food
no pizza pie
no barbecue
I don’t spend much on delivery
I hang out at the pharmacy
Teachers could not handle me
I was the black sheep of the family
mom and dad tried to keep me down
I was a hyperactive little clown
And now I’m sitting here
quiet and tired
ever since they put me on that diet
Ritalin for lunch
I want my
ritalin for lunch
—————————————————-
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY
I fall in love so easily
but easier I’m falling apart
I saw you standing by the jukebox and
you were totally overtaking my heart
One look, one touch, one smile
and I’m crushed
I can’t believe it
it happened to me
I’m standing still and I stare at you
you’re not even looking my way
I should have known it ain’t meant to be
cause queens like you ain’t talking to me
One look, one touch, one smile
and I’m crushed
I can’t believe it
it happened again
It has always been this way
And I can’t go for another round
—————————————————-
GIMME GIMME PLASTIC SURGERY
I don’t know why nothing turns out right
my best friend went off with my girl last night
Maybe I need a change
I need something to re-arrange
I don’t want to be me no more
Gimme gimme plastic surgery
that’s what I want
Second verse same as the first
—————————————————-
DAIRY QUEEN KING
Don’t like the eats
don’t like the treats
but I gotta go
I can’t explain
it looks like a drain to me
I want you to know
I want you
I need you
I want you bad, oh baby
I wanna be your dairy queen king
I come around here every day
I wait till your work day’s done
I walk you home then late at night
see there’s nothing wrong
I want you
I need you
I want you bad, oh baby
I wanna be your dairy queen king
Don’t you wanna be my dairy queen
I want you bad
I need you for good
Can’t wait the day
can’t wait the day
I wanna be your dairy queen king
—————————————————-
SHE MET A BRAT
First time we met
you said I’m a brat
First time we met
you said I’m brat
cause your parents and your neighbors think
my reputation is bad
see I don’t give a s**t
so it might not matter to you?
well come along with me
cause we’ve got a lot of things to do
tonight
—————————————————-
I NEED A NURSE
People say I’m some kind of an oddity
lock me up and throw away the key!
ain’t got no job
not much of a salary
oh yeah I’m teenage lobotomy
Oh you’ve got it
I need a N-U-R-S-E baby
I need a nurse
you’ve got it
I need a N-U-R-S-E baby
I need a nurse
it’s getting worse
I never really learned to write or read
you won’t love me baby when I’m on sp**d
my mind’s cracked I ain’t got much to say
only a nurse would help me throught the day
Oh you’ve got it
I need a N-U-R-S-E baby
I need a nurse
you’ve got it
I need a N-U-R-S-E baby
I need a nurse
it’s getting worse
I need a nurse – I need my medication
I need a nurse – I need my inspiration
I need a nurse to keep me up
cause everybody brings me down
A nurse would make it all alright
I ain’t never gonna give up
a nurse would help me through
D-U-M-B – everytone’s accusing me
I need a nurse – I need my medication
I need a nurse – I need my inspiration
I need a nurse to keep me up
cause everybody brings me down
—————————————————-
RATFACE
Back up! back up!
baby won’t you please
I don’t wanna see your stupid face
Crack me up!
oh yeah, you crack me up
oh yeah, you crack me up
you’re just so outta space
Ratface
—————————————————-
RADIOACTIVE KISS
Radio – radioactive
I kissed that girl
and I’m radioactive now
don’t need batteries or plug ins
ain’t got no radiator or any of those things
there’s not much I gotta do
cause uh yeah I got you
it’s getting better and better
ever since you’ve got me on your hook
my life’s easier than ever
my diary’s a comic book
Radio – radioactive
I kissed that girl
and I’m radioactive now
It’s getting better and better
ever since you’ve got me on your hook
my life’s easier than ever
my diary’s a comic book
—————————————————-
I SEE YOU AROUND
Every now and then
it’s getting kinda weird
every now and then
it’s driving me insane
It’s time to leave
cause I’m tired of all you freaks
no need to say that
I see you around
It’s getting kinda sick
it’s getting kinda lame
it’s driving me insane
it’s oh-so the same
It’s time to leave
cause I’m tired of all you freaks
no need to say
I see you around
I see you around
goodbye to you